Nothing Ever Happens
Nothing ever happens at my house.
I’m playing Minecraft.
Ellie’s screaming.
Dad’s having a sandwich.
Mum’s at school, working.
An aliens crashed through the roof!
He wants a spare Xbox controller.
That’s 1,000,000 this week!
I tell him I don’t have any more
He screams and starts throwing undies everywhere.
I kick him to shut him up.
He screams again and starts throwing more undies.
The cat’s are eating.
So there you go.
Just another b-o-r-r-r-r-i-n-g day at my house. at my house.
